December 2009
EVEN BETTER! Anddd true!
http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Holy gut busting laughter, Batman! You’re dying over here!
Or, at least I am. Insert huge smiling face here.
God, oh my God, holy God...
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/customer_service
I have NEVER laughed so God damn hard in my life.
Dear Tumblr,
it’s quite obvious I love you tonight. And most any other time, but especially tonight.
Who would have thought?
I wrote this back in February of ‘08. Who knew that nearly two years later, I hadn’t even known you, it wasn’t even about YOU, and yet this now fits you perfectly.
“I’ve experienced you, and yet you’ve failed to remain.
When we meet once more, remind me to breathe.
I know you’ll swallow me, and I’ll drown in you again.
You don’t...
MY Christmas,
was absolutely fantastic.
I received in my stocking:
Makeup
Gum
Candy Canes
Rubber sole inserts for my heels (I’ve been neeeeeding them)
I received from my family in California:
An adorable hat
Comfy socks
A book
Makeup brushes (Needed those too)
50 bucks
I received from my mother and father:
A Wii system
Shirts
Scarves
A deluxe digital camera set
A Zebra Snuggie...
I hope
you’re having a Merry Christmas. Everyone. But especially to you, I hope you’re happy and enjoying yourself today. It’s about time you stick to something. I’m glad you’ve picked yourself back up for at least a little while.
A few select favorite, GORGEOUS women, of which I am eternally envious.
Most recently.
And of course, my absolute FAVORITE woman of all time. SO beautiful.
Just another learning experience.
Finding out someone has lied to you is probably one of the worst feelings ever.
On the other hand, finding out someone lied to me, and especially to my face, eats away at me and can’t ever seem to stop.
You instantly make me feel as if I deserved it or you have some other bullshit excuse.
Sadly enough, I never did SHIT to you. Sure, we had our spats. We hated each other’s guts....
The stuff I've done?
Kissed someone. Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone.
Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class. Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs...
Finally,
my blog confession(s) were posted. I can’t believe so many people agree.
blogconfession.tumblr.com
Sometimes I feel the pain of all the shit you put me through. Then again, I know it’s going to sting, and I know it’s going to hurt looking back on it all, but let’s face it: I’ve been getting on a lot better without you.
It’s not like you’re not worth it, you’re just not worth wasting myself.
We're mindless.
I will always care about you. Deeply. Genuinly. For real.
Though, I can’t love you anymore. I can’t force myself to not be truly concerned with your life and what’s going to end up between us, because it only serves as a disappointment in the end. I can’t be positive about you anymore. I don’t feel like I can hope.
I really want the best for you. I want you to be...
“Looking for a thrill, but you’ve done it all.”
– Ferras
The blind leading the blind.
Sometimes I wonder how I’m still here.
Wishing, waiting I could get the hell out.
You are by far THEE worst person I know. Your negativity flows like saliva, and you spit it on everybody. You’re close minded. You’re a hypocrite. The biggest hypocrite I’ve known so far. You can never admit you’re wrong. You yell at me for almost everything. You have to always make...
How did you get here under my skin?
“I swore that I’d never let you back in. I should have known better than trying to let you go, ‘cause here we go, go, go again.”
I remember when I used to think the absolute best about you.
All the time. Every day. Every time I felt I was doubting you, there you were: perfect in literally every way.
Was I really THAT stupid?